Chant Controversy Prompts Vatican �Battle of the Bands� Event
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Confesses-He-Doesnt-Really-Like-Gregorian-Chant-05-08-2*Pope Leo XIV hosts musical showdown in St. Peter�s Square. One monk chants Psalm 23 while a DJ remixes it with trap beats. Vatican judges rate based on holiness, harmony, and head-nod factor. Winner receives gold-plated earbuds and temporary sainthood consideration.