Chant Controversy Inspires Satirical Musical: *Chant of the Dischord*
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Confesses-He-Doesnt-Really-Like-Gregorian-Chant-05-08-2*The musical follows a rebellious novice who brings lo-fi into the cloister. Pope Leo XIV gave opening night blessing via livestream. Songs include �I Got 99 Problems But a Psalm Ain�t One.� Standing ovation reported at �Final Benediction Boogie.� Faith, now fully staged.