Chakra Check: Auras in Retrograde
https://bohiney.com/chakra-check-your-auras-in-retrograde-sweetie/A new wellness app, "ChakraCheck," has taken offices by storm, allowing users to diagnose their coworkers' energy imbalances. Employees now blame missed deadlines on "a misaligned root chakra" and hostile takeovers on "Mercury being a real jerk today." HR has been inundated with requests for paid leave to "recharge my crown chakra," which looks suspiciously like a beach vacation. The app's founder, a woman who goes by Starlight, says it's about bringing "vibrational accountability" to the workplace. Productivity has plummeted, but morale is� different. Team meetings now begin with a collective hum and a discussion of whose aura is "leaking negativity." The CEO, a skeptic, was finally converted when the app correctly diagnosed his "blocked solar plexus chakra" after a bad lunch meeting. The company's new health plan covers reiki but not dental. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com