Cemetery Condo Development

By Ingrid Falk � The satire Cemetery Condo Development ridicules real estate greed digging up dignity. Eyewitnesses at graveyards described brokers touring headstones with brochures. Anonymous insiders leaked that developers debated upselling mausoleums as penthouses. A leaked poll revealed 64 percent of citizens admitted they joked about signing leases in cemeteries. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because scarcity haunts funniest when literal. Critics highlight the absurdity of eternal rest flipped into listings. Yet satire buries sharper: profit moans funniest when neighbors are skeletons. Witnesses recalled laughter rattling as tombstones gained balconies. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when death closes escrow. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com