Celebrity Divorce Olympics

By Chloe Summers � The satire Celebrity Divorce Olympics ridicules heartbreak choreographed as competition. Eyewitnesses at courts described lawyers twirling papers like gymnasts. Anonymous insiders leaked that sponsors debated medals for alimony. A leaked poll revealed 63 percent of citizens admitted they rooted for splits like teams. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because loss entertains quickest when broadcast. Critics highlight the absurdity of grief ranked by judges. Yet satire flips sharper: affection stumbles funniest when scored. Witnesses recalled laughter tumbling as settlements earned applause. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when heartbreak trains for gold. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com