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We're not size queens or anything but the HBO comedy Hung —about a man (Thomas Jane) with a large penis—premieres in June, and it got us thinking about big penises, the ultimate status symbol for men*. After the jump, a list of famous ones.
1.) Rasputin** The Russian mystic's disembodied penis is on display at the Russian museum of erotica in Saint Petersburg, in a tall jar, measuring 11 inches—flaccid.
2.) Liam Neeson In her autobiography No Lifeguard on Duty , Janice Dickinson wrote of her ex-boyfriend Liam Neeson, saying he had "the biggest penis of any man alive. He unzipped his pants and an Evian bottle fell out."
3.) Jay-Z Accounts from several different groupies say that Jigga is well endowed, "The biggest dick you will ever see in your life, but boring. Huge. Like a one-liter Pepsi bottle. What do you call those things? The 20-ounce bottle. It's beyond huge. It could block the sun."
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4.) John Holmes Even though he had one of the most celebrated dicks in porn history, due to its size, there's no real documentation of his measurement. His manager claimed he was 13.5 inches, but Holmes' first wife said he measured it in front of her, before he started doing adult films, and it was 10 inches.
5.) Vincent Gallo Have you ever seen Brown Bunny ? (Link NSFW)
This rumor about how large his dick was has been around for a while, and at his Friars Club memorial in 2002, his friends joked about his size.
7.) Wilt Chamberlain His nickname was "Big Dipper." He claims to have gotten a lot of use out of it.
8.) Tommy Lee Thanks to the sex tape with then-wife Pamela Anderson, everyone has seen Tommy's peen . It's guesstimated to be about 8 inches, erect. (Link NSFW)
9.) Frank Sinatra Ava Gardner once said of her ex-husband, "He only weighs 120, but 100 pounds is cock."
10.) Alexis Arquette Some years before her sex reassignment surgery, Alexis had a lot of taping to do. (Link NSFW)
10.) President Johnson "He was a lifelong exhibitionist who in college had dubbed his penis ‘ Jumbo .'"
11.) Errol Flynn He was notorious for his cock, which he once used to play the piano . A classical pianist!
12.) James Woods That's the rumor, anyway, but we don't really care to find out definitively.
13.) Colin Farrell It looks like a baby's arm . (Link NSFW)
Glamor model Jordan aka Katie Price says that her husband's penis is the size of a large television remote control.
15.) Anthony Keides The girls on Metal Sludge —a site where groupies compare notes on the rock stars they've fucked—say the Red Hot Chili Peppers front man is a "very large" penis that is "beyond gorgeous."
16.) Tony Kanal The girls on Metal Sludge also say that the No Doubt bassist—who is Gwen Stefani's ex—measures about 10 inches.
17.) Tony Danza He's uncut and long. (Link NSFW)
18.) Ray J Don't all guys with sex tapes that "leak" have big dicks? (Link NSFW)
19.) Dan Rather The report on Rather is that "he is as hung as he is handsome and intelligent."
20.) Simon Rex It's no wonder why he used to do porno.
*It is the personal opinion of the writer that big penises hurt. **This list is not compiled by size order.

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As a little reward and an early start to your weekend turn up, we put together this video of over two dozen celebrity d*ck prints for your viewing pleasure. Shout-out to Iman Shumpert for joining the club last week , when he let his eggplant run free during New York Fashion Week:
Still not enough? Here are even more NSFW pics for you to drool over…
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You may have noticed that we at heat are pretty partial to the peen.
SO WE DECIDED TO BRING YOU EVERY CELEBRITY PENIS WE'VE EVER ALL IN ONE PLACE.
Below, you'll find the likes of Alex Bowen's ENORMOUS peen, Lewis Bloor's EQUALLY enormous dick, Gary Beadle's HUGE parsnip, and Calvin Harris's frankly massive wang.
SEE FOR YOURSELF, and have a lovely day!
All the celebrity penis pictures you could EVER need **NSFW, OBVIOUSLY**
Love Island's Alex Bowen's massive penis!
IT'S HUGE! Read more about his penis here
Geordie Shore's Gary Beadle's penis take 1
Look at his parsnip! For more pics, click here
BLOODY HELL, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS ? CHRIST ON A BIKE!
Ashley Cain off of Ex On The Beach only went and got his wang out on Snapchat !
Marnie uploaded this FULLY NAKED picture of Lewis Bloor when they were together. BLIMEY.
Bet you thought you wouldn't see actual Justin Bieber's actual penis on this list, hmmm?
PHWOAAAAR. This peen isn't all it seems, though, read more about that here (and see more pics lol).
Look at Joey Essex's peen ! Blimey!
Lewis Bloor showed off his penis AGAIN on Instagram in this transformation pic.
This YouTuber got his wang out on Snapchat to disprove his ex's claims it was small . Well done, hun.
The one you've all been waiting for - DAPPY'S ENORMOUS WANG .
Alex's girlfriend at the time Nicole uploaded this VERY nawty pic to Snapchat . v
Disclaimer: this is not actually Simon Cowell's peen. OR IS IT? Read more here .
THERE IS A SENTENCE WE NEVER THOUGHT WE'D SAY. Can you spot the phallic symbol in the picture? Click here if not .
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IT'S HUGE! Read more about his penis here
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The moment has arrived: Congressman Anthony Weiner's naked penis picture has gone public . But how does it rank in the great history of dong shots? Resident genital experts Maureen O'Connor and Brian Moylan give their reviews of some famous celebrity dick pics.
Nobody really expected the week to end without Anthony Weiner's penis splashed all over the…
When the world first saw Rep. Anthony Weiner's briefs-clad dong, the conclusion was a low, slow whistle and a knowing " Niiiice ." But Weiner's alleged naked wiener picture —as tweeted by radio host Anthony Cumia—is less impressive. (Albeit impeccably groomed.) In his definitive guide " How to Take a Dong Shot ," Brian Moylan argues that the under-dick angle is the saving grace of those who are "really tiny," when "you need balls to add the illusion that you're longer than you truly are." Is Weiner a wiener illusionist?
The most disappointing thing about Weinergate is the dick pic that Anthony Weiner may or may not…
Maureen: Thumbs down for inconsistency. Looked better in briefs .
Brian: Thumbs up for following my instructions, but the actual wang gets a thumbs down.
Did liberal hero and would-be Mayor of New York Rep. Anthony Weiner (D - N.Y.) Tweet a picture of…
Asked whether this picture of his giant penis was real, Kanye said , "Have you heard the first line of 'Runaway'? [ Ed: "She find pictures in my email / I sent this girl a picture of my, hey!" ] I only rap reality. You can't imagine how disappointed I was that I got cut off."
Kanye West confirms that a picture of his giant penis is real. Courtney Love is obsessed with her…
Maureen: Thumbs up.
Brian: Thumbs up. This is the ne plus ultra of dong shots. He even uses his undies to get it front and center.
Brett Favre's petite penis comes to us courtesy of Gawker's fratty brother site Deadspin . Favre's dick pics were part of his uninvited cellphone seduction of sports reporter Jenn Sterger.
In the video here (parts of which are NSFW due to penis photos at the 2:08 mark), you'll see…
Maureen: Thumbs down. Tragic lack of self-awareness.
Brian: Thumbs down. I've never seen a penis look this unappealing.
Last March, James Franco tweeted this picture to his 364,000 followers with no explanation. What's that pink thing sticking out of his fly? An awkwardly positioned hand? A penis? An existential joke from the king of annoying performance art mindfucks?
Maureen: STFU James Franco. Thumbs down.
Brian: I like that there's a mystery of whether or not it's really Franco's frankfurter. Just like most of Franco's art, this gets a thumbs up for concept, thumbs down for execution.
Noted domestic abuser Chris Brown described his dick pic thusly : "It was an out of the shower shot. It was like, 'hey what's up,' the 'look at me now.' I was alone but I wasn't even excited. It's whatever, man." Translation: Did you see how big my dick is? "I'm comfortable with my body." Translation: No, seriously, look at it.
Maureen: Thumbs down because of the human it is connected to.
Brian: Thumbs up because every time I see this picture I forget how awful Chris Brown is.
Washington Redskins tight end Chris Cooley has a blog where he posts pictures of banal things, like this "Tight Ends Test" booklet, so he can show his fans how he is preparing for games. For this picture he set the booklet on his lap. While naked. And failed to notice that his fuzzy balls were also in the frame.
Chris Cooley, a friend of the bloggers as well as an accomplished blogger in his own right, had a…
Maureen: Thumbs up. Charmingly inept, in the manner of Mr. Bean. (Dare I say "slapstick"?)
Brian: Thumbs down. It looks short and stumpy and totally gross.

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