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We're not size queens or anything but the HBO comedy Hung —about a man (Thomas Jane) with a large penis—premieres in June, and it got us thinking about big penises, the ultimate status symbol for men*. After the jump, a list of famous ones.
1.) Rasputin** The Russian mystic's disembodied penis is on display at the Russian museum of erotica in Saint Petersburg, in a tall jar, measuring 11 inches—flaccid.
2.) Liam Neeson In her autobiography No Lifeguard on Duty , Janice Dickinson wrote of her ex-boyfriend Liam Neeson, saying he had "the biggest penis of any man alive. He unzipped his pants and an Evian bottle fell out."
3.) Jay-Z Accounts from several different groupies say that Jigga is well endowed, "The biggest dick you will ever see in your life, but boring. Huge. Like a one-liter Pepsi bottle. What do you call those things? The 20-ounce bottle. It's beyond huge. It could block the sun."
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4.) John Holmes Even though he had one of the most celebrated dicks in porn history, due to its size, there's no real documentation of his measurement. His manager claimed he was 13.5 inches, but Holmes' first wife said he measured it in front of her, before he started doing adult films, and it was 10 inches.
5.) Vincent Gallo Have you ever seen Brown Bunny ? (Link NSFW)
This rumor about how large his dick was has been around for a while, and at his Friars Club memorial in 2002, his friends joked about his size.
7.) Wilt Chamberlain His nickname was "Big Dipper." He claims to have gotten a lot of use out of it.
8.) Tommy Lee Thanks to the sex tape with then-wife Pamela Anderson, everyone has seen Tommy's peen . It's guesstimated to be about 8 inches, erect. (Link NSFW)
9.) Frank Sinatra Ava Gardner once said of her ex-husband, "He only weighs 120, but 100 pounds is cock."
10.) Alexis Arquette Some years before her sex reassignment surgery, Alexis had a lot of taping to do. (Link NSFW)
10.) President Johnson "He was a lifelong exhibitionist who in college had dubbed his penis ‘ Jumbo .'"
11.) Errol Flynn He was notorious for his cock, which he once used to play the piano . A classical pianist!
12.) James Woods That's the rumor, anyway, but we don't really care to find out definitively.
13.) Colin Farrell It looks like a baby's arm . (Link NSFW)
Glamor model Jordan aka Katie Price says that her husband's penis is the size of a large television remote control.
15.) Anthony Keides The girls on Metal Sludge —a site where groupies compare notes on the rock stars they've fucked—say the Red Hot Chili Peppers front man is a "very large" penis that is "beyond gorgeous."
16.) Tony Kanal The girls on Metal Sludge also say that the No Doubt bassist—who is Gwen Stefani's ex—measures about 10 inches.
17.) Tony Danza He's uncut and long. (Link NSFW)
18.) Ray J Don't all guys with sex tapes that "leak" have big dicks? (Link NSFW)
19.) Dan Rather The report on Rather is that "he is as hung as he is handsome and intelligent."
20.) Simon Rex It's no wonder why he used to do porno.
*It is the personal opinion of the writer that big penises hurt. **This list is not compiled by size order.

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Per their lovers, their own statements, or photographic evidence, this is a list of famous men with small penises - or smaller-than-average penises, at least. The celebs with small dicks might surprise you, like Brad Pitt or Jude Law.
Empire star Terrence Howard is also on this list of the less-than-well-endowed celebrities. However, some of the famous men on this list have done quite well with the ladies, proving the adage that size isn't everything.
Below you will find actors, musicians, TV personalities and other famous people who reportedly don't measure up. Of course, celebrity dick sizes aren't everything. Though, if you're curious, you could always take a gander at the list of celebrities with the (allegedly) biggest packages .
What is perfection? Is it Brad Pitt's beautiful mane in Legends of the Fall ? Is it his weird goatee? According to Juliette Lewis it wasn't his Pitt penis. While Juliette was playing a show in Hollywood with her band The Licks someone asked her about Brad Pitt's junk (they dated at one point) and she answered: "He was no. . . BIG deal , if ya know what I mean!”
Terrence Howard, the star of Empire and Hustle and Flow was forced to tell the world about his small penis because his wife was going to use it against him in court. Not cool! Howard said he was being blackmailed and that he recorded his then-wife saying that she could “get $2 million right now” for putting his “ little dick out there in front of TV. ”
The star of the Transformers and Nymphomaniac franchises has admitted that he doesn't have the largest penis. In 2009 he told a reporter that when he lost his virginity he tried out a move the he saw from a porn and it didn't work - because of his penis . “I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a porn movie…[It] put her at a weird angle, where I couldn’t get in correctly. I’m not extremely well-endowed … and clearly this wasn’t the move.” For having such a small penis Shia sure acts like a huge dick.
Oh no you guys. Jude Law got caught with his pants down by the paparazzi and it didn't look great. Interestingly enough, Jude's Law (YOU'RE WELCOME 2005) caused enough of a stir at the time that people legitimately argued about whether or not it was actually small. There were honest to goodness think pieces written about how it was good that Jude Law wasn't well endowed. Here's a quote from one writer who probably just slamming his hands on his keyboard like a Muppet:
" Why can't we all share a nice laugh over the pictures, and allow ourselves to feel slightly better about our own terribly unfabulous lives, if just for a cheap moment, by imagining that maybe, just maybe, we live in a world in which a man with riches, fame, looks so good he turns us gay for 10 seconds each time we gaze into his eyes, a hot actress girlfriend, and a horny child care provider with loose morals, has not also been blessed with twelve rigid inches of nanny-punishing manhood?"

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Apr 24, 2014 • Category Anthony Weiner
Not all male celebrities can keep it in their pants. These guys have all been exposed online… if you know what we mean!
(We mean the World Wide Web has unfortunately seen portions of their penis.)
Brett Favre didn’t just send another woman a photo of his penis in 2010. He did so while married… and the other woman was an employee of the team for whom he played.
Perhaps Rep. Anthony Weiner thought he had to live up to his name when sending shots of his crotch to an online mistress.
Did Kanye West admit to sending this photo? Sort of. The first line of “Runway” reads: She find pictures in my email/I sent this girl a picture of my, hey!
James Franco Tweeted this shot of his crotch to his followers in March 2011. He didn’t provide an explanation.
Chris Brown took a break from beating on woman to send this selfie to… someone.
Paul George plays for the Indiana Pacers. But a man claims the small forward sent him a photo online that wasn’t exactly small… if you know what we mean!
We didn’t see the dong in question here, but the actor says he sent “videotapes of me and my girlfriend having sex” to producers to land the lead in Nymphomaniac.
Usher didn’t actually SEND anyone the photo of his penis at least. But he did share a nude selfie on social media and wasn’t able to fully censor his unit. Yes, it’s that large. (Or he’s that bad at Photoshop.)
Like his mentor, Usher, Bieber has never sent a photo of his penis to anyone… that we know of. But he’s exposed his naked body in photos on multiple occasions.
Click on the headline above to read how this Fox News anchor was suspended for allegedly sending some NC-17 rated images.
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