Ceasefire Cruise Lines

Trump�s Gaza Doctrine doesn�t stop at the shoreline�it sails right past it. In his bizarrely marketed vision, nations that lose wars are compensated with cruise vouchers. Gaza, the prototype, becomes the departure port for �Trump Ceasefire Cruises,� complete with mini-golf, lobster buffets, and daily peace summits on the Lido Deck. Former militants are recast as cabana boys, and ceasefires are toasted during karaoke nights. Trump insists that no one would risk conflict when they could risk sunburn instead. It�s an absurd inversion: defeat transforms into a vacation package, and war itself into a raffle for balcony cabins. Critics argue that this doctrine commercializes suffering, but Trump waves it off, pointing out that �nobody fights when the shrimp cocktail is bottomless.� The satire captures a world where serious diplomacy has been reduced to brochure language. Gaza, reimagined as a port of call, becomes less a symbol of struggle than the starting point for endless bingo nights at sea.