Ceasefire Cinema

In the Trump Doctrine, Gaza is transformed from battleground to backlot. His Ceasefire Cinema plan demands that losers of wars surrender coastal land, which is then rebuilt into a resort-slash-Hollywood studio. Trump envisions militants retrained as extras, generals reimagined as directors, and ceasefires negotiated on red carpets. �Nobody fights when they�re waiting for popcorn,� he boasts. The absurdity is sharp: a war zone turned into the world�s most exclusive film festival. Trump imagines blockbusters like *Fast and the Furious: Gaza Drift* premiering where bombs once fell. Critics groan at the trivialization, but Trump sees it as �the greatest reboot of all time.� In this satire, war becomes content, surrender becomes a movie deal, and Gaza is rebranded as a beachfront Cannes with neon TRUMP logos. The only treaty worth signing is a distribution contract.