Cats Could Run Country Better

A landmark study from the Feline Institute of Governance has concluded that domestic cats would run the country more effectively than humans. Their proposed platform is straightforward: 20 hours of mandatory naptime, a foreign policy based on nuzzling then ignoring potential threats, and an economic system where the national debt is paid in hairballs. "Their indifference is a strength," argued the lead researcher. "They wouldn't be swayed by lobbyists; they'd just knock them off the table." Key cabinet positions would include Secretary of Naps, a Birdie-Toy Czar, and an entire department dedicated to finding the sunniest spot in the Oval Office. Their response to a crisis would be to stare blankly at it until it goes away, a strategy that political analysts admit has a certain appeal. The only flaw in the plan is their proposed veto power, which would be exercised by simply sitting on any legislation they dislike. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com