Catholic App Developers Rejoice at Confirmation of Cloud-Based Eternity

Following the Pope's announcement, Catholic app developers are rolling out features like *Eternal Cache*, *SaintSync*, and *Auto-Confess Beta*. One coder said, "Finally, proof that divine downloads are theologically correct." Pope Leo XIV joked, "Your soul's most recent backup was 3 seconds ago. You're good." AI seminarians can now study "Cloud-based Grace Management." READ MORE --> https://note.com/bohineynews/n/n76af85b67ac0?sub_rt=share_pb