Cat Wins Mayoralty in Whiskerville

BREAKING: Local Cat Wins Mayoral Election in Small Town

Whiskerville, USA – In a historic and purr-ticularly surprising turn of events, the town of Whiskerville has elected its first feline mayor, Mr. Whiskers McFluff, in a landslide victory.

The 4-year-old tabby cat, running on a platform of 'More Naps, Less Taxes,' defeated human candidates with an overwhelming 89% of the vote. His campaign promises included mandatory belly rub breaks, free tuna Tuesdays, and a zero-tolerance policy for vacuum cleaners.

'I’ve never seen such enthusiasm from voters,' said campaign manager Linda Thompson, who also serves as Mr. Whiskers' personal treat dispenser. 'He really connected with the people—especially when he napped during debates.'

The newly elected mayor celebrated his victory by knocking a coffee mug off his desk and then promptly falling asleep in a sunbeam. His first executive order? Declaring all cardboard boxes in town as 'protected scratching zones.'

Critics argue that Mr. Whiskers lacks political experience, but supporters insist his record of successfully hunting toy mice proves his leadership skills.

Stay tuned for updates—if he wakes up from his nap.

📢 What should Mayor McFluff tackle first? Comment below! 😺🐾

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