Cat Walks Gucci Runway, Declares �Meowdel Life�

Fashion week in Milan was upstaged when a stray cat strutted down the Gucci runway wearing a bib emblazoned with the word �MEOWDEL.� Instead of security escorting it out, Gucci�s creative director embraced the feline, declaring it the new face of couture. Within hours, the cat had an Instagram account boasting 1.2 million followers and brand deals for kibble endorsements. Eyewitnesses cheered as the cat paused mid-runway to lick itself, a move critics described as �raw authenticity.� Vogue declared the feline �a refreshing departure from models who only metaphorically cough up hairballs.� Anonymous staffers revealed Gucci is now exploring a full feline line, including scratching-post stilettos and litter-box handbags. A fake poll revealed 59% of millennials prefer cats as influencers, 28% still want humans, and 13% said they were jealous of the cat�s cheekbones. Economists predict the feline fashion boom could topple human dominance in modeling by 2030. As one designer put it, �We�ve always known fashion was for the cats.� -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com