Cat Curator
https://bohiney.com/consignment-shop-owner-insists-her-cat-curates-the-entire-clothing-selection/At WhiskerWear Consignment, Madame Fluffington patrols racks in style, allegedly selecting only the trendiest scarves. Owner Liza credits the cat's impeccable taste for 40 % higher sales. Shoppers report being gently nipped if they admire last season's plaid. A marketing study showed 84 % of customers would rather follow cat recommendations than influencer hashtags. Fluffington offers 'meow-thenticity' consultations: purrs = yes, hisses = no. Competing shops scramble to hire 'paw-litical stylists.' Meanwhile, local dogs protest, claiming bias against fur coats. Liza plans a livestreamed fashion show'walk the catwalk, literally.