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My first choose your own adventure type post, I may do more of these!
Props to @confirmedloser , for letting me make a post about his awesome Virtual Castratrix universe!
You always had a problem spontaneous erections, ‘random boners’, and morning wood. They always seemed to happen at the most inconvenient times causing embarrassment and distraction, especially with your larger than average 8″er.
The last straw was being passed over for promotion. You’d sprung a hard-on while being interviewed by a cute blonde senior in a business suit. Yes her tits were fucking fantastic, but not worth the price of career progression.
You’d seen the Virtual Castratrix service adverts popping up all over Social Media, even some of your friend’s had called into the VWE clinics at the request of their girlfriends. One little procedure and your boners would be less of a problem.
The trouble was that without a referral from a wife or girlfriend the clinic won’t administer treatment. You were happy with your length and stamina, you just needed to cut out the random erections.
That’s where the auction sites stepped in, $50 almost seems too cheap, and about that again in shipping, much cheaper than other options, and it’ll work, surely! The auction listing made it seem as simple as applying a few electrodes, choosing some options, and pressing the go button… “How hard can it be?” You chuckled to yourself as you tried to make sense of the shitty scanned and Engrish translated instructions:
You couldn’t make out whether the pads should be placed on the shaft, the head or the base… hmm?
Knowing what you were about to do to yourself got you stiff. These damn random boners, you swore, are exactly the reason you can’t seem to get past a second date. Like last week: sitting across the restaurant table from your date and constantly having to adjust your pants just made you look like a creep, and no matter how well you tried to hide your movements you could tell the girl noticed, you could see it in her eyes.
Happy that these situations would be a part of the past you decided to split the difference and apply the pads to both the glans and the base of your stiffening cock.
Hitting the big green button brought immediate pleasure, not quite like jerking off, but just as satisfying. The device started to buzz and tingle. Your heart started to race when your cock seemed to swell harder than usual, ‘wait! It’s supposed to cut the boners! Not make the them worse!!’ you cried!
In a moment of panic you reached over and slapped the red button on the control panel a little too hard. The lights glowed a little stronger and the buzzing a little more intense for a brief moment before blowing a fuse.
Looking over at the panel what Engrish status message is displayed? (chose wisely, you only get one click and the results are permanent)
Something a bit different from t2cq
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No and No I wouldn't castrate you and none of the women here would. They are bluffing.

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