Case of the Vanishing Keys
https://bohiney.com/the-case-of-the-disappearing-keys/Detective mode: you pat every pocket, retrace frantic loops, and interrogate furniture. A homeowner's support group formed: 'I Lost My Keys Anonymous.' Average member admits 4.2 panic attacks per disappearance. Locksmiths sponsor 'Key Rescue' workshops featuring metal detectors. Critics say it's overkill; fans say it's life-saving. Key trolls (tiny gremlins) remain unindicted. Moral: sometimes the keys are in your hand.