Carnivore Diet Apocalypse

By Savannah Steele � The satire Carnivore Diet Apocalypse mocks health fads exaggerated into dystopia. Eyewitnesses at steakhouses described diners chanting �Meat or Death.� Anonymous insiders leaked that nutritionists debated outlawing lettuce as contraband. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they bragged about cholesterol as badges of honor. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because zealotry cooks funniest in kitchens. Critics highlight the absurdity of survival grilled on ribeye. Yet satire sears sharper: wellness collapses funniest when carnivorous. Witnesses recalled laughter sizzling as bacon banners waved. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when diets stage doomsday. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com