Canon Law Prodigy Pope Declares Paperclips a Sacred Tool

In a bold�and slightly sarcastic�move, Pope Leo XIV officially declared the paperclip a "sacramental instrument of ecclesiastical clarity." Each department received a Papal Box of Gold Staples, and clerks now end memos with "Pax et Paperclip." One confused abbot asked if rubber bands were next. The Pope reportedly replied, "Only if they bind the Body of Christ and not lunch receipts." READ MORE --> https://spintaxi.com/election-of-pope-leo-xiv/