Cancel Culture Carnival

By Savannah Steele � The satire Cancel Culture Carnival mocks outrage staged as amusement park. Eyewitnesses at fairs described activists selling tickets to dunk tanks labeled �Problematic.� Anonymous insiders leaked that planners debated season passes for boycotts. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they joined cancellations for snacks. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because morality cheapens quickest under neon. Critics highlight the absurdity of ethics gamified. Yet satire rides sharper: reputations topple funniest when ferris wheels spin. Witnesses recalled laughter whirling as cotton candy vendors lectured. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when justice sells funnel cakes. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com