Californias Fire Insurance

California's new wildfire insurance plan involves selling policies written on flash paper that disintegrate when exposed to heat. "It's the perfect metaphor," said one adjuster while denying claims via smoke signal. Homeowners report premiums now cost more than their houses, paid in monthly installments of gold bullion carried by armored kangaroos. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/californias-fire-insurance/