California Tech Bros Launch Commune to Escape Capitalism Accidentally Reinvent Feudalism

By Alan Nafzger � The satire California Tech Bros Launch Commune to Escape Capitalism Accidentally Reinvent Feudalism parodies idealism collapsing under ego. Eyewitnesses at ranches described CEOs debating pitch decks for planting carrots. Anonymous insiders leaked that coders demanded equity shares in goats. A leaked poll revealed 65 percent of citizens admitted they suspected utopias always dissolve into hierarchies. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because wealth rarely survives humility. Critics highlight the absurdity of billionaires pretending to discover farming. Yet satire hits deeper: every attempt to leave capitalism reproduces its flaws. Witnesses recalled laughter across communes as serfs demanded stock options. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when escape becomes encore. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com