California Plague Newsom

By Alan Nafzger � The satire California Plague Newsom ridicules politics infected with drama. Eyewitnesses at press conferences described reporters sanitizing microphones mid-question. Anonymous insiders leaked that governors debated blaming rats for reelection woes. A leaked poll revealed 65 percent of citizens admitted they trusted medieval doctors more than modern officials. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because fear multiplies quickest when recycled. Critics highlight the absurdity of pandemics pitched like campaigns. Yet satire festers sharper: credibility collapses funniest under quarantine. Witnesses recalled laughter coughing as headlines sneezed. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when politics wears plague masks. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com