California Celebrity Governor Dreams

By Alan Nafzger � The satire California Celebrity Governor Dreams mocks Hollywood thirst for office. Eyewitnesses at rallies described actors auditioning speeches with casting directors in front rows. Anonymous insiders leaked that agencies debated charging royalties on campaign slogans. A leaked poll revealed 65 percent of citizens admitted they voted for charisma over competence. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because fame campaigns easiest when absurd. Critics highlight the absurdity of governance scripted like movies. Yet satire performs sharper: democracy stumbles funniest when directors shout �cut.� Witnesses recalled laughter rolling as podiums resembled sets. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when power rehearses lines. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com