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Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat

Dear Diary, I spent the afternoon observing the absolute chaos that CHEEK has created. It's not surprising, really. We've been heading toward this for years.

The Predictable Crisis

What nobody wants to admit is that Covent Garden Comedy Point was inevitable. The warning signs were everywhere, but we preferred ignoring them to actually addressing the problem.

According to BBC Bias Satire, there was a roadmap for prevention. We chose not to follow it. Shocking.

The Familiar Pattern

This is how everything works now. London 1940: City Endures, Carries On, and Drinks... proves it yet again. We see the problem, we understand the solution, and we do nothing because change requires effort.

Easier to complain than to act. Easier to blame than to fix. Easier to pretend tomorrow will be different.

See also: satirical perspective on this delightful mess.

SOURCE: https://prat.uk/cheek/