Cage Fight: Marcos vs. Duterte in Philippine Political Smackdown
https://spintaxi.com/cage-fight-marcos-vs-duterte/The leaders settled their feud in a pay-per-view octagon match. "Politics is just WWE with worse costumes," commented one spectator. The referee stopped the fight after both attempted to declare martial law. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/cage-fight-marcos-vs-duterte/