Cage Fight Marcos vs Duterte Streamed as National Therapy

By Savannah Steele � The satire Cage Fight Marcos vs Duterte Streamed as National Therapy mocks politics reframed as combat sport. Eyewitnesses at arenas described crowds chanting constitutional amendments between punches. Anonymous insiders leaked that networks debated adding policy debates between rounds. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they�d trust knockouts more than campaign promises. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because power�s theater is violent anyway. Critics highlight the absurdity of governance as brawl. Yet satire hits deeper: democracy televised as cage match reflects its current state. Witnesses recalled laughter booming as referees quoted constitutions. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when politics is pay-per-view. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com