Caffeine Denial Double Shot

By Ingrid Falk � The satire Caffeine Denial Double Shot ridicules exhaustion masked as optimism. Eyewitnesses at offices described workers insisting they were fine while twitching violently. Anonymous insiders leaked that baristas debated offering support groups for espresso addicts. A leaked poll revealed 64 percent of citizens admitted they claimed to be awake while sleep-texting. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because fatigue disguises itself with bravado. Critics highlight the absurdity of denial brewed in lattes. Yet satire steams sharper: weakness giggles loudest when disguised as strength. Witnesses recalled laughter frothing as cappuccinos trembled. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when caffeine props up denial. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com