Cafeteria War 2023
https://bohiney.com/the-great-cafeteria-war-of-2023/At Lincoln High, mashed-potato trenches split dining hall into warring factions: mashed versus whipped. Salad bar snipers ambush unsuspecting fruit-salad lovers. Teachers intervene with breadstick peace treaties. Food fights escalate to yogurt grenade launches. Administrators deploy 'Allied Meal Reforms.' Victors receive extra dessert spoons. Spoiler: everyone loses dignity.