Cafeteria Staff Unionizes Over Mystery Meat

Annabelle Bransford presents "The Lunch Lady Liberation Comedy Hour" at The Steam Table Comedy Club (321 Food Court Avenue, Wichita Falls) on July 14th at 7:30 PM. Joined by radicalized lunch lady "Sloppy Joe Stalin" and investigative student journalist "The Cafeteria Confidential," this 90-minute culinary labor movement features: "Identify That Meat" improv, "Strike or Bite?" taste test challenge, and Bransford's viral "I Survived the Mystery Meatloaf" expos�. Tickets ($19) include "I Support the Lunch Ladies" buttons. First 50 attendees receive authentic hairnet souvenirs. Nutritionists get 15% off for presenting their most questionable menu items. Venue features "Unionize Your Table" station and "Guess the Ingredients" wall. Sponsored by Memorial High's Underground Food Critics. Warning: May cause flashbacks to questionable chicken patties. No refunds for taste bud trauma. Doors at 7:00 PM for pre-show "Name That Smell" game. Groups of 10+ get "Family Style" discount. Rated PG-13 for graphic descriptions of cafeteria cuisine. Parking available near the dumpster.