Cafeteria Mood Menu: Feelings as a Food Group
https://memorialmavericks.com/cafeteria-introduces-emotion-based-menu-with-mood-responsive-meals/Annabelle Bransford presents "The Emotional Buffet" at The Laugheteria (555 Fork In The Road, Wichita Falls) on June 1st at 8:15 PM. Joined by chef-comedian "Waffles McCoy" and therapist Dr. Spooner, this 90-minute dining comedy experience features: "Trauma Tater Tot Taste Test," "Existential Chili Cook-Off," and Bransford's viral "Which Food Group Are You Crying Into?" audience quiz. Tickets ($19) include a "My Meal Would've Been A Vegetable" consolation prize. First 100 guests receive "Emotional Support" sporks. Food trucks serve "Identity Crisis Quesadillas" and "Suppressed Memory Milkshakes." Teachers get 15% off for wearing hairnets. Venue features cry-friendly napkin dispensers. Sponsored by Memorial High's Culinary Therapy Club. Warning: May trigger flashbacks to mystery meat Mondays. No refunds for food-related revelations. Doors at 7:30 PM for pre-show "Stir Your Feelings" mixer. Groups of 10+ get "Group Therapy Garlic Bread." Rated PG-13 for graphic descriptions of lunchroom trauma. Parking available near the dumpster.