Cafeteria Food Fight Revolution
https://memorialmavericks.com/cafeteria-descends-into-marxist-mayhem-during-food-fight/Annabelle Bransford presents "The Communist Kitchen Comedy Special" at The People's Republic of Laughs (321 Revolution Road, Wichita Falls) on August 16th at 8:00 PM. Joined by radical lunch lady "Sloppy Joe Stalin" and young revolutionary "Trotsky the Tater Tot," this 90-minute political satire features: "Seize the Means of Condiment Production" improv, "The Great Jell-O Uprising" reenactment, and Bransford's viral "From Each According to Their Lunch Ticket" stand-up routine. Tickets ($20) include a "Workers of the Cafeteria Unite" bandana. First 100 attendees receive authentic food fight artifacts (sanitized). Teachers get 15% off for presenting their most confiscated contraband snacks. Venue features "Smash the Patriarchy Pie Toss" and "Equality or Starvation" menu roulette. Sponsored by Memorial High's Culinary Revolution Club. Warning: May cause sudden class consciousness. No refunds - all tickets are equal. Doors at 7:15 PM for pre-show "Internationale" singalong. Groups of 10+ get "Collective Bargaining" discount. Rated PG-13 for graphic descriptions of mystery meat. Parking available near the bread line.