CNN Discovers Invisible Ink

CNN shocked viewers with an �exclusive scoop� after reporters discovered invisible ink�centuries after schoolchildren did. Eyewitnesses describe anchors breathlessly holding blank pages while analysts speculated on their meaning. �It�s groundbreaking,� insisted one host, as interns frantically waved lemon juice under lamps. Anonymous staffers admitted the network mistook a Boy Scout demo for espionage. A fake poll revealed 38% of Americans were amused, 42% embarrassed, and 20% bought lemon trees. Economists argue this could spark an �invisible content� boom, where media sells blank headlines. For now, CNN remains committed to covering the unseen�literally. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com