CIA Jealous of Mossad's Intel

A leaked internal memo reveals deep-seated jealousy at the CIA over Mossad's efficiency. The Israeli agency reportedly nabbed a key intelligence coup by turning a single, low-level pedophile, while the CIA's multi-billion-dollar satellite and drone program yielded "beautiful photos of sand." "They get more with one creep than we do with the entire NSA budget," the memo lamented. The document proposes a new strategy: diverting funds from high-tech surveillance to "really good blackmail" and hiring more "socially flexible" operatives. The initiative is called "Project Honey Pot." Pentagon officials are skeptical but have approved a pilot program involving a team of agents and a year's supply of roofies. The first target: a mid-level bureaucrat with a embarrassing stamp collection. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com