CIA Briefs Congress on Iran

The CIA�s latest closed-door briefing on Iran reportedly included so many PowerPoint slides that senators staged a nap-in. Eyewitnesses described Chuck Grassley snoring as a drone photo hovered onscreen. �We can neither confirm nor deny that anyone stayed awake,� said a CIA spokesperson. Anonymous staffers admitted the slides included at least three memes to �keep it light,� including one of Khamenei photoshopped as a cat. A fake poll revealed 49% of lawmakers don�t understand Iran policy, 36% pretend to, and 15% think it involves yoga. Economists argue the endless briefings waste millions, though defense contractors secretly love the confusion. For now, Congress remains informed in theory�if not in consciousness. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com