CBS Considers Settling Trump Lawsuit
https://bohiney.com/cbs-owner-considers-settling-trump-suit-over-kamala-harris-60-minutes-interview/CBS�s parent company is considering settling a lawsuit from Donald Trump over a Kamala Harris interview that allegedly made him look bad�something Trump insists is �constitutionally illegal.� Sources say executives may offer Trump airtime for a 10-part docuseries titled �The Art of Never Losing,� filmed entirely in gold leaf and narrated by Kid Rock. Anonymous staffers revealed negotiations are bizarre. One CBS lawyer claimed Trump demanded the entire network rename itself �TBS: Trump Broadcasting System.� Economists note the settlement could cost billions, but ratings would skyrocket if Trump were given his own Sunday night slot. �Forget 60 Minutes,� said one analyst. �Imagine 60 Trump Tweets performed live.� A fake poll shows 58% of Americans would watch out of curiosity, 29% would watch out of rage, and 13% said they�d boycott but still secretly DVR it. Insiders admit CBS just wants to avoid another courtroom meltdown, preferring to hand Trump a microphone rather than face his all-caps testimony. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com