C-String In Public

C-String In Public
15 Podiatrist-Recommended Foot Care Products That Make Heels More Bearable
13 Spicy Perfumes To Wear This Fall & Beyond
Kendall Jenner's Black Bra Top Is The Perfect Date Night Outfit
Bella Hadid Just Rocked A Vintage Denim Corset At The US Open
Get Even More From Bustle — Sign Up For The Newsletter
From hair trends to relationship advice, our daily newsletter has everything you need to sound like a person who’s on TikTok, even if you aren’t.
© 2022 BDG Media, Inc. All rights reserved.
Let's consider this my first official investigative journalism piece, shall we?
I know, I know — you're welcome, ladies. I took one for the team on behalf of women everywhere. I did this so YOU don't ever have to. I also did this because I was genuinely curious about the claims that this "undergarment" (using the term VERY loosely) is "very sexy and comfortable," according to its Amazon page .
I opted for the black lace, because if I am going to own a C-string , I am damn well going to have the prettiest and most practical version.
First thing I noticed upon taking it out of the box was that it was slightly bent out of shape. Funny, because so was I, when I realized I was actually going to have to wear this thing.
I bent it back to its original shape (which wasn't too hard, considering the entire thing is basically a wire with some fabric over it. Mmmm, comfy... ), and I put it on. It's easy enough to wear. You just kind of spread your feet a little, and place the front lacy area up against your lady parts. The c-string just kind of knows where it's supposed to go (your butt crack) and lays where it should, with minimal adjusting required.
Wearing a C-string . Just like that.
Since I was in the comfort of my own home, I wandered around wearing only the c-string to get used to it a bit. I decided after glimpsing at myself in the mirror that Amazon's claim that this thing was "sexy" was questionable. It kind of just looked like a fancy loin cloth.
"Hmm," I thought. "Maybe my fiancé will appreciate it more than I do?" I mean, he's a dude. Dudes like tiny black lacy things, right?
"What IS THAT?" he asked. Not exactly the reaction I was hoping for, but hey, two points for honesty.
"It's a C-string," I replied. ( DUH .) "Do you think it's sexy?"
Okay. So, now we know both of Amazon's claims are definitively false. The c-string is not comfortable. It is also not sexy.
I decided to at least see if I had any outfits in my closet that I would need to consult my C-string for in the future. I mean, this thing has to be good for something , right?
Here's a list of things in your closet that will never require you needing to wear a C-string :JeansLeggingsShortsShort skirtsMaxi skirtsDresses
I don't have any other "category" of clothing in my inventory aside from those items listed, and the C-string will never be required for any item in my wardrobe. So, I decided to try to think of some other creative ways I could use my C-string, since I clearly won't be needing it for fashion purposes.
Hey, that curvy wire part will do much better as an earring-back reacher than stuck in my butt crack.
Hours of fun could be had by all. And who else can say they own a black lacy slingshot!?
I can't guarantee your bride-to-be friend won't hate you/think you're a creep when she opens this in front of her grandma, but how funny would it be to tell people you gave someone a C-string as a gift? Lolz! (Please note, any of my friends reading this, that I already own a C-string, so nice try.)
I hardly expect the c-string to catch on as a popular undergarment trend, but in the event it does, don't say I didn't prepare you.

Wednesday, Aug 31st 2022
3PM
17°C
6PM
13°C

5-Day Forecast

Embed icon

Embed Most Watched Videos

By embedding this you agree to our terms and conditions

Cancel
Copy code
Tick icon

Code copied

Site
Web

Enter search term:
Search

PrettyLittleThing - Offers on women's clothing
Get inspired by the newest styles and offers
Click through for ASOS promo codes this Autumn
Missguided - Get the latest fashion
Spend less with Missguided's exclusive codes
Treat yourself to offers on make-up and accessories
Check out the latest Wayfair sale to save on furniture

Home

News

U.S.

Sport

TV&Showbiz

Australia

Femail

Health

Science

Money

Video

Travel

Best Buys

Discounts

This is the stuff of nightmares. I am walking
down the road pushing a buggy when I have to
bend down to pick up a dropped toy.
A passing van driver leers at me and then beeps his horn. But it’s not because of my blonde hair: it’s because I look as if I forgot to put on any underwear that morning.
That’s what happens on my first day wearing the "C-String", a bad dream in underwear form. According the promotional blurb, it is "sexy, elegant and completely unique".
If you’re an ordinary-shaped person, that’s one out of three, and it ain’t the first two.
The C-string consists of the front part of a thong-style pair of knickers, held up with a little bit of wire at the back. The idea is that you pop it on, and it stays put. Think of an unevenly shaped wired headband, and you’re half-way there - the name derives from the C shape. Then imagine wearing it on your bottom.
The manufacturers suggest that you wear it with outfits that might show a panty line, or even as swimwear so that you don’t get tan lines across your bottom.
the beach wearing full ski-gear than wear a skimpy headband as a part of bikini bottoms. But then, after two children, I feel racy wearing a coloured bra.
However, I have agreed to road test the C-string for a week. I receive my consignment by post in a minute envelope. No extra postage needed on this item. Then I dangle the C-string thoughtfully from my finger. It doesn’t look big enough for a child’s bottom, never mind one
My two-year-old son Archie wanders into the study and his eyes light up. "What’s that, Mummy?" he asks.
He giggles. "But where’s Noddy?" Ah. Most pants in our house have Noddy on them.
"There’s no room for Noddy to live," I explain.
While the C-string consists of less material than a gnat’s handkerchief, it is not easy to get on being so springy and slight.
Once I have struggled into it I glance in the mirror and am horrified. You need the limbs of Elle Macpherson to carry this look off.
Thankfully my husband has gone to Spain for a few days with his friends, so is unable to laugh at me - or be sick at the sight of his wife looking like a lapdancer at 7am.
Dressed in hipster jeans I wander gingerly downstairs. Already the pants are chafing. I rapidly realise that hipsters are the wrong item of clothing for the C-string.
I take the children to the park and fall into conversation with a pleasant-seeming couple with a child a little older than Archie.
Our children smile shyly at each other and take turns on the slide. And then Oscar, my youngest, falls down and I bend over...an apparently underwear-free mother. The couple make their excuses and leave the park quickly, glancing
My aunt comes to stay for the weekend, and I
show her my racy underwear. I tell her, quoting
directly from the manufacturers, that the C- string is: "Ideal for the beach or the
"Wouldn’t it be a bit uncomfortable to sleep in?" she asks.
When I have stopped laughing we agree that that’s undoubtedly not
When my husband returns from his boys’ weekend away I canvass his opinion.
"I’m testing out a new pair of pants," I announce.
My husband doesn’t even look up from the telly, where Jeremy Clarkson is telling him something about cars. I try again. Still no response. He is really tired.
Then I announce: "They’re invisible." The weary head whips round and the tired eyes pop open. Ha! Got him. Unfortunately, when I show them to him he is faintly repelled.
The next day I drop Archie off at nursery and grab my fellow mummy friend Zoe as she is
"I need to ask you about my pants," I hiss. She looks at the sample C- string I am holding - if I showed her in situ I’d be arrested - and exclaims in horror "It’s
"Is it terribly painful?" she adds sympathetically. I grimace bravely and hobble home.
My innate fear is of being carted off to hospital in the wrong underwear, so I find myself driving particularly carefully and crossing the road with extra caution. Any medic
seeing my bottom would be laughing too hard to carry out life-saving procedures.
On the fourth day I have to wear a skirt because it’s so hot. As well as feeling vulnerable, I am absolutely terrified that my pants are going to
fall off. How will I explain as I scoop my C-string hastily off the pavement?
But it stands fast, which relieves me, but whenever a small child tugs at my skirt I feel it slipping inexorably down. You can’t push
away a one-year-old who has only just started to walk, so I solve the problem by not leaving the house.
I am impressed to note that there is no apparent panty line to ruin the line of my skirt, but
again, I’m afraid I just look as though I’m not wearing anything, which frankly looks worse.
However, when I try on an evening dress I am impressed. Normally I can see the smallest of
thongs, but with the C-string nothing is visible, and the dress does look more elegant than usual.
I am nothing if not thorough. While there is no way I am going to test out the C-string while
sunbathing in our overlooked London garden, I do have a shower wearing one to see if it would stand up to the rigours of a swimming pool. The practical answer is yes, but the mirrors in
A girls’ night out seals the fate of my new pants. A host of giggling and tipsy thirty-something friends confirm that although they
undoubtedly have a place in the drawers of the idle rich, size eight, 20-year-old models, they don’t quite work in day-to-day life.
• www.lovehoney.co.uk or call 0800 915 6635
No comments have so far been submitted. Why not be the first to send us your thoughts,
or debate this issue live on our message boards.

We are no longer accepting comments on this article.
Published by Associated Newspapers Ltd
Part of the Daily Mail, The Mail on Sunday & Metro Media Group

Home Babes The C-String Replaces the Thong Bikini as the Summer’s Hottest Beachwear (Gallery...

While Anna Faith has been performing (and modelling) since she was in the second grade, it was her portrayal of the Disney character Elsa...

© Newspaper WordPress Theme by TagDiv
Forget about scouring the beaches looking for thongs this summer. Swimwear designers have a hotter look for poolside. Are we talking about the G-strings? No my friend the g-string is now outdated. The hottest new swimwear accessory for women this year is the C-string! As you can see in the pictures, the c-string is a simple strap, almost like a hair band that strategically covers a woman’s c-word. See where they got the name of this hot little gadget.
The people responsible for this groundbreaking invention should be awarded a Noble “Piece” Prize. This is the biggest leap in technology since the discovery of fire. There is more than one manufacturer pumping out these genital gadgets so it looks like the c-string is here to stay. Get ready for the best beach season ever.
There is a downside to this story. Unfortunately the c string has a version for men also, get ready to see european guys sporting one of these updated banana hammocks at a beach near you soon.
Enjoy this preview of the summer’s hottest swimwear accessory. Be sure to also check out our scandalous celebrity nip slips, nude hacked photos and bare-naked wardrobe malfunctions here .
German C-String Demo NSFW (Boobies)
These panties come in a variety of fabrics and colors.Kiss goodbye to panty-lines and tan-lines with the incredible C-String Invisible Underwear! Imported from England. The C-String is a completely new and exciting innovation in lingerie. It fits your figure with no need for side-straps! How does it work? C-String has a flexible internal frame that hugs and holds it to the body both securely and comfortably. Your modesty remains safely covered at all times. At the front it looks like sexy underwear, to the rear it has a thong-style strip, and to the sides it has nothing at all! Out and about: the C-String can be worn under all your favorite clothes: dresses, skirts, jeans On the beach: the C-String can be worn alone as beachwear for the perfect all-round tan. Forget the C-Kini is where it’s at! In the bedroom: the C-String is it!

Nude Skiny Girl
Kristen Scott Nude
Rule 34 Net

C-String In Public

Report Page