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Think of us as the Tesco Value option to the regular Harrods guest. But what bothered me more than anything: all the reviews made it sound a bit shit, and I have no logical counter for that — must be all that glue sniffing. I was then surrounded by silence when trying to communicate with anyone, only for them to go into overdrive and start communicating everything, everywhere, all at once. Perhaps I preferred the silence because they began to haggle with me about when we could have dinner. They asked if our six-month-old and two-year-old were happy to dine at 8 pm. Definitely not — my kids are like Gremlins, never feed them after late. It already started to feel restrictive and an uphill battle just to change dinner times when they previously said it was fine. We arrived on the island via Moskito Island , another Virgin Limited property. Moskito Island is meant to be about privacy due to the large, bedroom villas that must be exclusively booked. However, we never saw another guest. It was weird to find myself in a situation where I was happy to see other people, but after four nights by ourselves, it was a pleasure to see some homo sapiens roaming around. Before arriving, we were sent a link to an app which contained a suggested itinerary, a map of the island and messaging tool to message the Necker team. Only thing is, when you load it for the first time, it showed full names of all guests staying on the island. The IT gods have a great sense of humour. Otherwise, they did an excellent job with the room setup. Everything was perfect, and I even heard a squeal of delight as my daughter discovered the sunglass-wearing lemur and flamingo soft toys they left for her. Each has separate facilities that make them semi-self-sufficient, such as a pool, bar, and lounge area. I could only stomach coming here if we stayed in the top suite. Most rooms are barely 40 sqm, whereas the Master Suite is a respectable sqm, although included in that measurement is a terrace, which every room has. The rooms are scattered around the island, so picking one will depend as much on the location, views, and facilities it offers. The Master Suite is an open-planned living, bedroom and washing area. It also offers a small kitchenette, bathroom, additional toilet, outdoor bath and three terraces. The largest terrace was face-on, facing the flamingo pond, with an outdoor bath, hot tub and sun loungers, but to the left, there was a dining table and to the right, another two sun loungers. The sun passes over the terraces, so you could either avoid or stay in the sun depending on the time of day. Back inside, a TV was hidden in a cabinet at the end of the bed, which had plenty of movies, TV channels and streaming services to choose from. You could practically live there were it not for the air conditioning not working the first night. Subsequently, the air con did work, but it would take hours to cool the room down. But worse than any of that, the minibar had Dairy Milk Fruit and Nut in it — an abomination. The only thing that should go with chocolate is more chocolate. Or I would sell it, but Branson already sold it to me and said no taksiesbacksies. The problem is if you want to do anything outside the norm, like having lunch later than 1 pm. After ordering some pasta, it took 50 minutes to show up. I was asking for anything else, even cereal, which showed up at the same time as the pasta and tasted like it had gone off. When it did arrive, we kept being told it was gluten-free for reasons that made no sense to us. Thank god no one was a vegan. I have travelled quite a bit, but never once had to share a meal and practically fight to get more of it. So one day, it was pizza for lunch, and another was burgers and chips. However, I do ask for quality, which was not present here. It was only on the final night when a meal was served that I was happy to eat more than the minimum to avoid starvation. But even then, its weird interactions did not fail to astound me, like when they came over with two chocolate mousses and asked if we wanted more. Erm, yeah, there are three of us. Except they could, like when the latter was horribly melted and looked like a sperm bank had discharged their waste onto our table. Then there are the flies which show up in abundance for every meal. They say flies are attracted to shit, so logic works. Even so, 45 minutes after we sat down, and well after we finished, the puree arrived. Add that to the 45 minutes it took to get an ice cream, and you get a good idea of what to expect. Actually, the best summary is that I cracked one of my teeth while biting into their pork chop. You know things are bad when your holiday ends needing to go to an English dentist. If this were our first luxury experience, this blog would have been short-lived or just called The Bad. A lot of Brits work here and they seemed to be part of the competent clique. I know we have lovely accents and make great baddies in movies, but the Brits generally suck at hospitality. Other than the miserable gift shop lady, everyone at Necker is at least pleasant. Everyone is well-meaning but so badly trained. So do not expect any proactivity at all. Absolutely none. No help with anything, no consideration, no preferences are remembered — but Moskito lowered expectations so much that things getting done was an honour. I loved watching them on their phones as I was struggling to carry our luggage. They got us a baby bouncer, pacifiers and Calpol immediately. There was also a problem with just finding any staff. If dinner was served at Temple, we at the Great House would see no one around, so you just helped yourself to the bar. It just blew my mind how lazy people were or how they lacked any initiative. Exhibit A: a broken coffee machine by the beach throwing everyone into a dazed state of confusion, with no possible solution in mind, like, I dunno, going to any of the Houses and bringing a coffee from there. In the end, there was no answer that anyone could give me that would shock me because I was not expecting anything. I would love to give you a great US equivalent, but instead, I must refer you to the sad times of the s, when the best we could come up with was Harry Enfield. To summarise: a character called Loadsamoney would go around telling everyone how rich they were. The kind of person that walks around with their bank balance printed out so they can accidentally drop it beside you. The name-dropping, the insecurity, the vainness, the wretchedness, and the unearned confidence, all on display during every meal. I know I come across in a constant zen-like state of calmness, but the truth is I rarely get bothered by other guests. Yet this chap receives a special mention because every reason why the working and middle class will soon rise up and burn us in our homes was on display here, caricatured by one single, obnoxious, loathsome mammal that must have accidentally been given sentience. What does any of this have to do with Necker? I just needed someone to hear it. Every other guest was lovely. Necker Island is stunning, with clear, turquoise waters and multiple soft sand beaches. The island is the protagonist. I prefer my islands to contain something beyond just a pile of sand next to the ocean — a bit more landscape. Necker has plenty of variety, so whilst I would pick it above most Maldivian properties, I still lean towards the Seychelles and Fiji for the most spectacular-looking islands. Necker is worth being in the conversation, though. A tree? In between being forced into a dictatorship level of compliance, you are given a buggy and access to go around the entire island. The buggies change the dynamic because you can head out and do whatever you want. Or boat trips to nearby islands, which they call a booze cruise. Necker is a notorious party island — even the music is in party mode, with Eminem being played at 7 am and champagne served for breakfast — but after the large group of travel agents left eurgh, those people are the worst … , it was mostly a group of people ten years away from going to a Bingo hall. Go to Ibiza, take a load of ecstasy and just set fire to all money? Necker Island is like Neverland for people that have never grown up. I went along to some of the activities, like the morning fitness session, and Lucie had an excellent spa treatment from a Balinese therapist — it looks like this is where the adults worked. Yet the best part is the wildlife. Over one hundred lemurs wander around the island, interacting with you and jumping on you during feeding sessions. My daughter adored every second of it, meaning that the most kids-friendly activity on the island is being swarmed by dozens of tiny creatures with sharp fangs. Furthermore, tortoises are roaming, a flamingo pond, parrots in cages, and seven species of lemur. There is no Kids Club, so they subcontracted a nanny, but they were so useless we could have just hired ChatGPT and that blow-up doll from the movie Airplane! Necker Island is beautiful. Within the Great House is a hot tub, swimming pool, gym, snooker table and enormous tables for communal dining spread out over two floors. The spa is just two treatment rooms, and the gym contains just a few pieces of equipment, but they were sufficient. A place can have no easily definable element of luxury yet still offer a luxurious experience. James gave it her best shot. Someone told me before coming here: a beautiful island with terrible food and service. So I pass those words on to you as my ultimate summary. Except for the lemurs — I love those guys. Can provide food, any time of the day. What Necker offers is a beautiful, genuinely unique island like nowhere else. In contrast, Necker is precisely as per design, and that design, to me, is very much like the Hindenberg. Yet I do still see why some people return because there is something inexplicable that somehow turns elements of it into an enjoyable stay. Still, no one decides between booking here or some 19th-century chateau in Provenance. It is what it is. As members of the same privileged communities we serve, we know what it takes to deliver extraordinary experiences. We deliver expert recommendations and guidance with unwavering honesty so you can enjoy the best experience with your friends and family. Honestly I was surprised you even went in the end. I was expecting it to be bad but not that bad…. Thank you for making me informed. I would never ever ever ago here, as service, food and amenities — and lack of flies — are a significant part of why I choose the places I do. When I saw your instagram post of all the noise in the great room I suspect someone considered loud music relaxing I knew your stay would be a disaster. Thanks for taking one for the team. Was Mosquito even worse? Another classic review. Appreciate the humor. Waiting for this review since I read you were going. Shocked about the service and food issues. Do you suppose it would be any different when renting the entire island? I too learned the hard way regarding Flamingos. Worst poop smell of any creature for sure. I am reading this out loud to my friend at Ellerman House and we are both laughing out loud. I used to work there … I could really tell you stories but I try not to think about it…. Ghastly place. Clearly you were not there as sir richards guest it understand how special Necker is. I have been to necker no less than FIVE times- yes five, once with my family and four times as an invitee for the Necker cup. You are right, of course. Someone that decides to commercialise their home and is a nice person should be beyond criticism. Henceforth, I will only criticise properties owned by people that anonymous guest does not approve of. But they may have inadvertently put their finger on an issue:. It sounds as though much of the problem is because there is no General Manager to a own the experience for the guests b manage staff c take feedback This is always a challenge with small hotels I think it was Tyler Brule who said a hotel needs to have about 60 rooms to work, although you can overstaff and pay to make a smaller place work Does Branson have butlers in each residence, or take his butler with him as he travels? Made worse if the staff regard themselves as working for the owner, and that paying guests are somewhat inferior. You sir loosely have an entirely different story to what actually happened. Good morning! It is someones home — Mr. Our group was each personally invited to the island to experience what we each had previously sold either as an island buyout or multiple bookings at villas on Moskito Island , and all had raving reviews from our guests once they returned. I knew exactly who you were when you mentioned your children — I helped the staff feed the tortoises with your darling little girl several mornings in the Great House at breakfast. I would NEVER suggest to any of my guests that Necker Island is suitable for children — it is an adult property, and suited perfectly for anyone ready to get away and have some fun. To liken it to Ibiza where I have been is completely incorrect. The staff was welcoming, hospitable, and ready to help with anything anyone needed. To correct you, the GM was most definitely on the island, and available to assist guests with any task you would have approached him with. I personally work with a very large, diverse portfolio of clients, of all ages, and I make sure I work with them to find villas that would best suit their age, mobility, preferences, and budgets — I would not send someone to this beautiful paradise who is an octogenarian needing to go to bed at 9pm. The activities that are offered to guests are unlike any I have experienced anywhere else I have stayed! The staff interacts with the guests making sure everyone is having an absolute blast! If you want a kite boarding lesson at 7 am — you are going to get one. Hobie Cat sailing around Saba Rock? Tennis lessons with 2 resident pros any time of the day? Lemur feeding? Just tell them when. I understand you are writing to a specific genre — people who would rather ring a bell for service in their bedroom or by the pool — so this property s would not be where I would recommend sending them. For everyone else who wants to arrive on a private island, kick off your shoes, and forget about the rest of the miserable world and grumpy travel bloggers , then this IS your place. The experiences you mentioned that you had never previously experienced kite boarding at 7a, Hobie Cat sailing anywhere, Tennis lessons with pros at anytime of day etc. My husband and I often request things last minute and at odd hours we get up at 5a and are almost always accommodated wherever we stay. You know what people do when they assume. Some people are just enthralled at how smart they are. If Neckar was like this malcontent writes then it would have closed long ago. Kudos to Betsy. By that logic, every complaint of any company in existence is incorrect. Go onto a Porsche or Ferrari forum and see hundreds of people having issues with their cars. Are they all wrong? I am laughing because Tom is far from pompous. As a matter of fact, if anything, he is sometimes overly generous to properties. You have garbage logic, and clearly lack intelligence by having to toss out misplaced insults. And yet you casually toss out misplaced insults. So good luck with your own garbage logic. But what do I know. Let them eat cake. Looks like the good news of your bad review has gotten around, Tom. Someone has clearly sent you a flock of new fans. Just back from staying with my family and, for us, this was the most magical, amazing place we have ever stayed and worth every penny. The friendliest staff we have ever experienced and all excellent at what they do. Hi Tom thanks for the communication we had a few months back after your Necker review whilst you were in Mozam. You told me that it was just your experience and that we might fair better. So after making some calls and being fortunate enough to speak with the on island team and especially James the GM. We were very impressed with his sincerity and passion for his role we decided to take the leap of faith. I did however have to double check with the island team and send over our preference form twice. Do you think your form was not received hence your food problems? I could not fault any part of the food or service or lodging we received during our 10 days on the island, we also had your room. Tom, I feel you need to give it another try, because management has obviously listened to parts of your constructive criticisms and possibly other guests views during this years early celebrations weeks. Cheers Jeremy W. Your Reply Cancel reply. Your email address will not be published. Save my details in this browser for the next time I comment. Submit Comment. Dorsia Travel, based in Cambridge, England. Pictured: better company. Looking for an all-inclusive luxury resort? 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