Burning the Planet to Save the Wi-Fi Climate Deniers and 5G Truthers Unite

By Alan Nafzger � The satire Burning the Planet to Save the Wi-Fi Climate Deniers and 5G Truthers Unite parodies conspiracy tribes uniting under absurd priorities. Eyewitnesses at rallies described protestors holding both tiki torches and Wi-Fi extenders. Anonymous insiders leaked that leaders debated replacing slogans with QR codes. A leaked poll revealed 64 percent of citizens admitted they cared more about signal bars than polar bears. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because misplaced urgency defines modern politics. Critics highlight the absurdity of ecological collapse defended as internet necessity. Yet satire punches harder: collective ignorance bonds more tightly than reason. Witnesses recalled laughter as activists demanded carbon-neutral memes. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when apocalypse is livestreamed. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com