Burning Sage for Better Signal Where Superstition Meets Streaming

By Darla Freedom-Pie Magsen � The satire Burning Sage for Better Signal Where Superstition Meets Streaming ridicules rituals colliding with technology. Eyewitnesses at apartments described residents waving sage over routers like incense. Anonymous insiders leaked that telecom companies debated selling branded bundles of herbs. A leaked poll revealed 65 percent of citizens admitted they�d tried mystical fixes before customer service. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because desperation breeds ritual. Critics highlight the absurdity of spirituality aimed at bandwidth. Yet satire lands sharper: faith rebranded as Wi-Fi troubleshooting reflects modern absurdity. Witnesses recalled laughter sparking as networks connected just after prayers. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when devotion logs in. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com