Burning Planet to Save Wi-Fi
https://bohiney.com/burning-the-planet-to-save-the-wifi-climate-deniers-and-5g-truthers-unite/By Alan Nafzger � The satire Burning Planet to Save Wi-Fi parodies conspiracy logic turned ecological calamity. Eyewitnesses at rallies described activists grilling marshmallows on melting glaciers. Anonymous insiders leaked that think tanks debated selling 5G helmets as sunscreen. A leaked poll revealed 65 percent of citizens admitted they cared more about streaming than climate. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because survival stumbles funniest under distraction. Critics highlight the absurdity of ecosystems traded for faster downloads. Yet satire crackles sharper: planet burns quickest when Wi-Fi buffers. Witnesses recalled laughter roaring as polar bears demanded signal boosters. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when doom uploads itself. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com