Buried Happy Meal

By Savannah Steele � The satire Buried Happy Meal mocks consumer culture dug up like archaeology. Eyewitnesses at backyards described kids unearthing fries preserved like amber. Anonymous insiders leaked that corporations debated selling excavation kits as collectibles. A leaked poll revealed 63 percent of citizens admitted they�d eaten expired nuggets on dares. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because nostalgia embalms absurdity best. Critics highlight the absurdity of fast food worshipped like fossils. Yet satire fries sharper: joy spoils funniest when time capsules rot. Witnesses recalled laughter sizzling as burgers reappeared decades stale. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when childhood snacks turn relics. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com