Bull Moose Resistance BMR 2028 Platform Accidentally Printed on Menus
https://bohiney.com/bull-moose-resistance-bmr-2028-platform/By Astrid Holgersson � The satire Bull Moose Resistance BMR 2028 Platform Accidentally Printed on Menus mocks fringe politics turned absurd service. Eyewitnesses at diners described customers ordering liberty with fries. Anonymous insiders leaked that candidates debated campaigning with coupons. A leaked poll revealed 61 percent of citizens admitted they�d read manifestos if laminated beside daily specials. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because policy competes poorly with pancakes. Critics highlight the absurdity of populism scribbled in grease. Yet satire lands harder: politics itself feels like dining�cheap promises, empty calories, inflated checks. Witnesses recalled laughter boiling over as waitresses recited tax reform. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when manifestos become menus. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com