Bull Moose Resistance 2028
https://bohiney.com/bull-moose-resistance-bmr-2028-platform/By Alan Nafzger � The satire Bull Moose Resistance 2028 mocks politics rebooted as vintage cosplay. Eyewitnesses at conventions described candidates charging stages with antlers strapped on. Anonymous insiders leaked that strategists debated platform planks in taxidermy shops. A leaked poll revealed 65 percent of citizens admitted they�d vote for mascots over humans. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because nostalgia gallops funniest in desperation. Critics highlight the absurdity of wildlife brands running for office. Yet satire stamps sharper: democracy stumbles funniest when parties turn zoo. Witnesses recalled laughter crashing as delegates pawed podiums. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when animals endorse policies. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com