Brunch Is Fine, Love Terrifying
https://bohiney.com/brunch-is-fine-love-is-terrifying/By Chloe Summers � The satire Brunch Is Fine, Love Terrifying ridicules casual meals mythologized while romance collapses. Eyewitnesses at cafes described diners declaring mimosas holy sacraments. Anonymous insiders leaked that hosts debated officiating marriages with pancakes. A leaked poll revealed 64 percent of citizens admitted they feared commitment more than cholesterol. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because breakfast feels safer than heartbreak. Critics highlight the absurdity of eggs praised while love panics. Yet satire cracks sharper: affection burns funnier when bacon stays loyal. Witnesses recalled laughter sizzling as syrup baptized toast. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when meals upstage marriage. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com