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I have started this blog because of the news I just heard. And I have decided my life has to many funny and interesting stories to keep to myself. SO, I will start this off appropriately, my sister has a penis. Let me explain.
I have a sister and a brother, both are younger than me. Actually my sister is three years my junior and my brother is six years my junior. And I must say I should have saw this coming.
All growing up my brother would always participate in the finger nail painting, the dressing up as princesses, but don’t all little brothers? Then clothes started to go missing around the house. A shoe here, a pair of panties there. Nothing big, and come on, who doesn’t loose things now and then. We brushed it off as coincidence.
I remember once my brother was visiting my dad for the summer. He had married his new wife two years previouse but this was the first time she had the joy of experiencing my brother for more than a few days at a time. My step-sister was living with my dad at the time. Along with her four year old daughter. They got along for the most part. There was the usual problems one would think of in these situations. He didn’t pick up after himself, didn’t respect step-mom’s authority and so on. That is until my brother left and my step-mom found half of her grand daughters clothes under his bed. This is the first time I started to put the pieces together.
I had actually not thought about it since then, that is until the other day. My brother came down for my little girl’s birthday party. We were all hanging out on the back deck when my son sprayed my brother, who was dressed in his usual black jeans and black shirt, with the water hose. Not wanting him to be uncomfortable I implied that it would be ok if he chose to remove his socks and hang out in his boxers. Obviously not thinking, he did so. Only to reveal manicured, polished pink toe nails.
Yes, that is how the news was broken to me. Right there on the back patio, in front of my kids. “So,” I said, “what is up the the toe nails?” His response was classic, “Oh, I am a drag queen. And I am also a bit bi-sexual,” he said. Then he got up and walked inside.
There I sat, alone with my kids and thoughts. “OK, obviously he has felt this way for awhile,” I thought to myself. Flash backs of missing items came to mind. I wanted to go in and ask him if he still had the pair of tiger striped panties I ‘lost’ back in ’94. You see, I don’t have a problem with this. I have gay friends, non of who are drag queens, but those bars are always fun. Not sure what to make of the “bit bi-sexual” part. But I am sure I will find out soon enough. I do however, feel a bit sorry for his wife. I wonder if she knew (or knows) what she was getting in to!
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A twentysomething man had an alarming experience on a camping trip with his father and two brothers. “The facilities were spartan,” he wrote to Slate’s Dear Prudence , “and we all ended up in a communal shower.” There he saw it, dangling between his little brother’s legs: a really gigantic penis.
While my older brother, dad, and myself have fairly similar, if modest, endowments, my younger brother’s male parts were noticeably different (and “better”) than ours in almost every way possible: size, shape, even complexion (!). It was like seeing a great white whale breaching alongside dolphins. None of us look strikingly like our parents, but we are clearly brothers, except for this newly discovered alien appendage on my younger brother.
Since the writer’s parents divorced shortly after the youngest brother’s birth, he wondered whether he should ask his parents whether the youngest has a different father. Dear Prudence advises against meddling. (How would you even broach the topic? “Mom, did you leave Dad because you met a guy with a larger and more finely complected penis?”) She notes that genetics are hard to predict, but sometimes theoretical science is not enough. Sometimes you need hard facts. Long, hard facts.
The Cut surveyed sexually active individuals who have slept with brothers to find out what the penises were like.
DIFFERENT Male: i have a brother Male: i haven’t seen his dick in more than a decade Male: or two probably Male: i have, however, slept with gay brothers Male: and they were different. Me: flaccid AND erect different? Male: yes Me: Which brother was better? Male: bigger. always.
DIFFERENT Female: I’ve fooled around with brothers Me: Were their penises the same? Female: similar! also similar endurance levels. but not the same size, one was thicker. Me: Do you think the brother with the bigger penis knew? Female: yeah. they’ve slept with at least one other girl in common. Me: Which brother was better? Female: bigger one
SAME Male: When I was in high school, i blew two guys who were brothers (separately) and they had very similar penises Me: HOW SIMILAR? Erect AND flaccid? Male: I only saw them erect (I’m good) and they were very close in both size and girth. The balls were also similar. But one came a lot faster than the other Me: Were the rest of their bodies the same? Male: They actually did look pretty similar. The same coloring, similar height, looked alike. Me: Were they equally fun to hook up with? Male: I liked one more than the other, but I’m not sure why.
SAME FRECKLE, DIFFERENT SIZE Identical Twin: I haven’t had sex with brothers, but I hooked up with a guy after my twin brother hooked up with him. I met the guy at a bar and hooked up with him that night. He later told me he had hooked up with my twin. Me: Do you know if you and your brother have similar penises? Identical Twin: We haven’t measured next to each other, but I’m pretty sure they are similar. (I am told I’m a little bigger.) I do know that we both have a little freckle on it. We have a younger brother and I don’t know if he measures up to us. Me: Is the freckle in the same place? Who told you you’re bigger? Identical Twin: Well, they are both on the head. Haven’t really examined if it’s in the same exact place. Another friend told us when he had seen us both at the beach changing.
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