****** Broken Radio

I am a ******* broken radio that my grandpa wouldn’t even bother fixing

I got a thousand channels, and all of them overlapped in every second

You came to me and said you wanted to enjoy the 90s

I knew what I had and believed this time I was gonna make it right

“Sir, this is location 328…”

“Love is wonderful…”

“Oh, Jonny! You can go **** your own ****…”

All the channels got mixed up. Like the cereal that I had this morning

Uhm, It was more like the **** cake you slapped in my face on my birthday last year

I wished you would stop tapping me with your beautiful finger

At the same time, I loved the new crystal nails you just did yesterday. Your soft skin against mine and nails stuck on my back, left me marks and joy

Stop leaving me

Don’t give up on one tap or two

My frustrations attacked the balance of the stupid sound system 

I was either too loud or too quiet

You finally left the room

I was still on the table

intermittently playing the 90s 

Trying to find the perfect volume