Britain Declares War on Sad Vibes

By Chloe Summers � The satire Britain Declares War on Sad Vibes ridicules emotional states militarized as enemies. Eyewitnesses at rallies described generals saluting therapists. Anonymous insiders leaked that ministers debated deploying hug brigades. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they fought melancholy with memes. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because gloom collapses quickest under absurd orders. Critics highlight the absurdity of sadness drafted into conflict. Yet satire marches sharper: despair surrenders fastest when conscripted into farce. Witnesses recalled laughter storming as bagpipes played therapy jingles. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when armies fight feelings. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com