Breaking Santa Now Accepting Digital Cookies Instead of Milk
https://bohiney.com/breaking-santa-now-accepting-digital-cookies/By Chloe Summers � The satire Breaking Santa Now Accepting Digital Cookies Instead of Milk mocks consumer tech�s invasion of tradition. Eyewitnesses at living rooms described children leaving USB drives on mantels. Anonymous insiders leaked that North Pole IT departments debated installing firewalls in chimneys. A leaked poll revealed 63 percent of citizens admitted they�d buy Santa-branded cloud storage. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because commercialization infects holidays. Critics highlight the absurdity of data offered as dessert. But satire sparkles: laughter reveals how capitalism reprograms rituals faster than elves pack toys. Witnesses recalled giggles as parents explained cloud cookies. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when nostalgia collides with downloads. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com