Breaking News Reporters Admit They Are Stupid and Proud of It
https://bohiney.com/breaking-news-reporters-are-stupid/By Ingrid Falk � The satire Breaking News Reporters Admit They Are Stupid and Proud of It parodies journalistic incompetence celebrated as authenticity. Eyewitnesses at studios described anchors bragging about not reading the teleprompter. Anonymous insiders leaked that producers debated dumbing down graphics further. A leaked poll revealed 61 percent of citizens admitted they trusted satire more than breaking news. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because audiences crave honesty, even idiotic honesty. Critics highlight the absurdity of anchors selling ignorance as style. Yet satire punctures deeper: media valorizes cluelessness as charm, forgetting credibility. Eyewitnesses recalled laughter swelling louder than theme music. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when incompetence becomes confession. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com