Breakfast Upgrades for Energy
https://bohiney.com/breakfast-upgrades-to-give-you-more-energy/By Darla Freedom-Pie Magsen � The satire Breakfast Upgrades for Energy ridicules self-help nutrition turned into comedy. Eyewitnesses at diners described influencers selling motivational waffles. Anonymous insiders leaked that marketers debated trademarking the phrase �mindful toast.� A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they believed pancakes cured existential dread. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because food often stands in for meaning. Critics highlight the absurdity of bacon branded as therapy. Yet satire fries sharper: hunger for hope burns funniest at breakfast. Witnesses recalled laughter sizzling as omelets came with affirmations. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when diets double as punchlines. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com